This was one of those posts created out of frustration. I was going through a period when I was being bombarded by stupid, horny men who thought I was just as stupid and horny as they were. So, I got my poison pen out and got creative...From January 24, 2006.
Do not send me a picture of your penis. I know what a penis looks like, and mine's nicer.
Yes, that means I am an-ohmygawd-crossdresser/transvestite/transgendered/tranny/etc. If this shocks you, then you probably don't want to talk to me.
Do not ask "asl" because that means you haven't looked, have you? But for the slow learners out there: fortysomething/yes, but not with you/in front of my computer
Yes, I am beautiful. Fabulous, even. Thank you for saying so.
Yes, I am a Dominant. No, you may not call me "Mistress."
I have lots of pictures of myself-but you're not going to see them.
I am dressed; I rarely use the computer when I am nude.
No, I will not get dressed up so you can see me on webcam.
Do not "ding" me. It just annoys me.
On average, you have fifteen seconds to make an impression on me. Or less.
I know how to block people. I do it a lot.
Get the point?
Oh, and if you are truly stupid, I'll post copies of your messages on my blog. Right here. Just because I can.
That last bit got me into trouble with Yahoo's Thought Police. I was censured for reposting my favorite stupid IM's, which were removed by Yahoo, and the beginning of the end of my posting to my 360 blog. This was also the most-responded to entry.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Time Machine: Just a little survey
A little survey I took, from November 2, 2005.
I made a couple of small changes, but for the most it's the same answers I gave back then. Wonder what that means...
| CROSS-DRESSERS SURVEY | |
| About You | |
| Do you use hormones? | No |
| Have you (or do you plan to) get surgery? | I've thought about it, but I don't know if I will |
| What is your female name? | Zelda Rose |
| Are you straight, gay or bi? | I consider myself a lesbian with bi tendencies |
| Do you consider yourself a male or female? | Yes |
| Do you cross-dress for a sexual thrill? | Not anymore |
| Do you read gay or straight porn? | I don't really read porn |
| Do you have other fetishes? | This isin't a fetish, and my fetishes are numerous |
| Are you a closet CD or have you come out? | Out, but not to everyone |
| Could you pass for a woman? | What do you think? |
| Favorites | |
| Favorite artcle of women's clothing | Corsets |
| Favorite purse | Craig Morrison spikey latex heart-shaped backpack |
| Faveorite pair of women's shoes | Black leather knee-high dress boots |
| Favorite kind of lingerie | Lacy |
| Favorite brand of make-up | MAC! |
| Favorite brand of hose | Levante |
| Forget boxers and briefs! Panties or thongs? | Panties |
| Thigh highs, knee highs or pantyhose? | Thigh-high stockings |
| Skirts or dresses? | Skirts |
| Bra or bustier? | Bra |
| Tanga or boy shorts? | Tanga |
| If you cross-dress at the beach, bikini or 1-piece? | Victorian bathing costume |
| Night out with girl friends or CD friends? | Either |
I made a couple of small changes, but for the most it's the same answers I gave back then. Wonder what that means...
Time Machine: Smoke
Yahoo has decided to shut down their 360 pages. Not that this is a surprise-they have not done a thing with it in ages. So I am going to repost some of my entries here, to preserve them.
This was a post from October 25, 2005.
Someone else posted an entry to their blog about smoking...
I'm not a smoker. I don't feel any cravings for it, and it never bothers me. Just the smell, which I hate.
So, why is it that when I'm doing the girl thang that I like to smoke? I know it's an affectation, but why that one?
I'm particular about what I'll smoke. It's got to be a long, thin cigarette, like More 120's or Sampoerna Xtra cloves. They're both dark, and they look very dramatic. I like the smell of cloves, too. I don't inhale deeply, just enough to keep them going. I try to look aloof when I smoke, like I am not really thinking about it...
When I'm going out in the French Quarter, I always have to park a few blocks from where I am going. I'll light a cigarette and smoke while I'm walking; it seems to get me into the mood. If I'm in a nightclub I'll smoke. It's a natural thing to do for me.
I don't feel a compulsion to smoke after a meal, or other things. I'll do it driving sometimes, even though I forbid people from smoking in my car. But Zelda can, of course...
I wanted a cigarette holder for a long time, but never got one. That's too much of an affectation even for me.
At SCC, I brought one pack of Sampoerna's with me. I didn't even finish it by the end of the week. Of course, you can't smoke in the bars in Atlanta anymore, either...
And I can dress and not smoke, too. So the only reason I do it is for effect. Now if I could only develop an eastern European accent...
I have not seen a pack of More 120's in years. Sampoernas are not imported into the US anymore; I switched to Djarm Blacks. After my spouse's health issues in '07 I stopped smoking for the most. My last time was at SCC '08, and I have not since. But I think I'll grab a pack of Blacks for SCC '09, just in case...
This was a post from October 25, 2005.
Someone else posted an entry to their blog about smoking...
I'm not a smoker. I don't feel any cravings for it, and it never bothers me. Just the smell, which I hate.
So, why is it that when I'm doing the girl thang that I like to smoke? I know it's an affectation, but why that one?
I'm particular about what I'll smoke. It's got to be a long, thin cigarette, like More 120's or Sampoerna Xtra cloves. They're both dark, and they look very dramatic. I like the smell of cloves, too. I don't inhale deeply, just enough to keep them going. I try to look aloof when I smoke, like I am not really thinking about it...
When I'm going out in the French Quarter, I always have to park a few blocks from where I am going. I'll light a cigarette and smoke while I'm walking; it seems to get me into the mood. If I'm in a nightclub I'll smoke. It's a natural thing to do for me.
I don't feel a compulsion to smoke after a meal, or other things. I'll do it driving sometimes, even though I forbid people from smoking in my car. But Zelda can, of course...
I wanted a cigarette holder for a long time, but never got one. That's too much of an affectation even for me.
At SCC, I brought one pack of Sampoerna's with me. I didn't even finish it by the end of the week. Of course, you can't smoke in the bars in Atlanta anymore, either...
And I can dress and not smoke, too. So the only reason I do it is for effect. Now if I could only develop an eastern European accent...
I have not seen a pack of More 120's in years. Sampoernas are not imported into the US anymore; I switched to Djarm Blacks. After my spouse's health issues in '07 I stopped smoking for the most. My last time was at SCC '08, and I have not since. But I think I'll grab a pack of Blacks for SCC '09, just in case...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
And now, for something different
Captain Cross Dresser is a cartoon being shown on Cackle.com. It portrays a mild-mannered accountant (voiced by Fred Willard) who wants to be more open about his crossdressing. But he soon discovers he has powers beyond being fabulous...
It's cute, and it has a certain amount of respect for transpeople. Well worth a look.
From Crackle:
It's cute, and it has a certain amount of respect for transpeople. Well worth a look.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
F*** You
A group of YouTubers make a video for Lily Allen's song "F*** You." A wonderful reply to racism, homophobia, and pretty much all the haters out there. And yes, she sings and they show the F word.
via Joe My God
via Joe My God
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